![]() ![]() GOOD LUCK TO YOU, HAVE A NICE DAY, FUCK YOURSELF. I’M GOING THROUGH CLOSETS, AND TAKING OUT T-SHIRTS AND BURNING THEM, I’M CALLING THE POLICE AND TELLING THEM THAT YOU’RE HARRASSING ME. \-NEVER WILL THERE BE WRESTLING IN THIS HOUSE \-DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? NEVER WILL THERE BE. \-IT’S NOT GOING ON MY TV AGAIN, IT WON’T BE ALLOWED IN THIS HOUSE. $39, OR 39 FUCKING CENTS, I DON’T WANT IT, IT WON’T HAPPEN, IT’S NOT. IS LISTENING NOT YOUR STRONG SUIT?īECAUSE I’M PRETTY SUER IT FUCKING ISN’T, BUT YOU’RE NOT HEARING ME, SHUT YOUR FUCKING BEAT DOWN BRAIN You have a collect call from- JOHN CENAAAAAA -Will you accept the charges? ![]() \*Ringing\* I swear I’m about to call the police. \-UUUUUUUUUPPPERRRRRRRRR SLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW IN THE LOW PRICE OF ONLY $39.99!!! this week's phone scam check it out a brown I have just one question for you are you ready and they're ready for what with that are you ready for this Sunday to job seen OJ season W site right now you can turn this off the pay-per-view for just 59.99 I'm sorry no there is not any chance and how they were ever gonna have correctly in this house. Good, great, because a former decorated member of the United States Marine Corps needs your support.ĪND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!! HE’S GONNA GET IN THE RING AND PUT BOOTS TO ASSESĪRE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? I can’t even handle this. ![]() Great, are you a supporter of the Marine Corps? Oh my god, I apologize we’ve been getting calls all morning I, I apologize and yes, yes I am. O- Okay good morning uhh, hi I’m just calling this morning to ask if you’re a supporter of the United States military. \*Ringing\* I swear to jesus, if this is those wrestling fucks again. NOW! NO WRESTLING, NO SUPER MOTHERFUCKING SLAMS IS HAPPENING IN THIS HOUSE. I KNOW YOU ARE JOHN CENA YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THE UNDERTAKER TOLD JOHN CENA BUT WILL HE BE ABLE TO TAKE THE BELT FROM THE MIGHTIEST CHAMPION IN WWE HISTORY AT THIS WEEKEND WWE SUPPERR SLAMMMMMMMM!įOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS FUCKED, STOP CALLING MY HOUSE BEFORE I GET YOUR NUMBER, I WILL TRACK YOU DOWNĪND ABSOLUTELY TEAR YOU TO FUCKING PIECES LISTEN! Hello?! Helloo? Can you stop screaming in your little sirens or whatever that is?1 cank you knock it off for 5 seconds?!! NOT INTERESTED. \-CM PUNK AND EVEN TRIPLE H TO THE BIG SHOW IN A SPIT-SWAPPING MAKEOUT MATCH. THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN JOHN CENA DEFENDS THE BELT. Sir you guys just called me and as I mentioned before we’re not ordering this, so please stop calling my house, thank you and goodbye. Have a good day.ĪND GOODBYE TO ANYONE STANDING IN JOHN CENA’S WAY WHEN HE TAKES ON 6 MEN IN A STEEL CAGE CHUTES AND LADDERS MATCH AT WWE SUPERRRRR SLAMMMMM order now and take ten dollars for the low, low price of just $49.99! I’m sorry no there is not any chance in hell that were ever gonna in his house again, thank you, but no. Are you ready?ĪRE YOU READY FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN WWE CHAMP JOHN CENA DEFENDS HIS TITLE, IN THE WWE SUUPPERRRRRR SLAMMMMMMMMMM!! Right now you can earn this awesome pay-per-view event, for just $59.99!! ![]()
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